Don't Drink

[Norm201]

Out before the Christmas and New Yearholidays. Be safe, always.




Please take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a**holes who drink bottled water, Starbucks coffee, soda, juice, energy drinks and crap like that.Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents!

This message is sent to you by someone who is an occasional alcohol drinker and worries about your safety!!!

[Tomskiz]

77% of drivers have non-alcohol related crashes

OCCUPYJACKDANIELS

[Cobra348]

83% of all statistics are yanked out of someones rear end. Not this one, however.

And here I thought it was a warning for anyone going to Mexico ... don't drink the water.

[Audrey]

Originally Posted by Tomskiz

77% of drivers have non-alcohol related crashes

23% of crashes are related in some way to alcohol; more than 1/5th. That is an absurdly high amount.

[Lonestar]

.....that money is the root of all wealth.

[Audrey]

Originally Posted by Lonestar

.....that money is the root of all wealth.

...Lonestar!

(Your cyclical statement made me giggle, so I hope I can reciprocate the feeling with this post.)

[aspitaletto]

Originally Posted by Norm201

Out before the Christmas and New Yearholidays. Be safe, always.




A recent joint study...

wait wait wait wait... I thought this was about Drinking