The economy is so bad that...

[grafxman]

Here's a little funny from my cousin.


THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT...
>
> I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
> CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
> I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
> I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
> Angelina Jolie adopted a child fromAmerica.
> Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
> A picture is now only worth 200 words.
> They renamed Wall Street, "Wal-Mart Street."
> When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share
a room.
> And finally,
> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,
I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan,
and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.

[Audrey]

Email forward.

[dirtyblueshirt]

Originally Posted by Audrey

Email forward.

The Clinton quip shows it's age