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Here's a little funny from my cousin.
THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT... > > I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. > CEOs are now playing miniature golf. > Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. > I saw a Mormon with only one wife. > I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank. > Angelina Jolie adopted a child fromAmerica. > Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. > A picture is now only worth 200 words. > They renamed Wall Street, "Wal-Mart Street." > When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. > And finally, > I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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