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Old 10-19-2011, 02:12 PM
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Default Home Depot Challenge AKA "Home Depot Deathapalooza"

You are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot. The place is dark except emergency lights above exits. The goal is to kill one another to become last man standing. Last person alive gets to leave.

You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment. For example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys.


What three weapons would you choose and what would be your strategy?



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Old 10-19-2011, 08:12 PM
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one of those trigger pull plumbing torches, a garden pump sprayer, and some flammable fluid like paint thinner...
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Old 10-19-2011, 11:43 PM
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Bleach. Ammonia. Chemical Respirator. Result: Chloramine gas.

This should incapacitate the others significantly enough to kill them by hand.
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Old 10-20-2011, 07:41 AM
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Being in Home Depot and still being alive is an oxymoron statement! Can't be done!
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Old 10-20-2011, 11:32 PM
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I only need a kitchen sink. I'm going throw everything but that at my competition.
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Old 10-21-2011, 09:50 PM
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One of those long pole chainsaw-on-a-stick things used for tree trimming, I think they sell 2-cycle fuel in a premix bottle for low volume users nowadays so a case of that, and a respirator to thwart people like Dirtyblueshirt
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Old 10-21-2011, 10:47 PM
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Goggles, drywall compound, and industrial fan... Cue sinister chuckle...
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Old 10-22-2011, 12:11 AM
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Goggles, drywall compound, and industrial fan... Cue sinister chuckle...
Oh lawdy, he's going to spackle us to death!
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Old 10-22-2011, 07:54 AM
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I would choose one tool. The forklift. I would drive through the locked doors and leave the rest of you to kill each other.
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Old 10-22-2011, 08:27 AM
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Since i used to work at home depot i guess i could just borrow the label maker and put a bar code on the forklift or other piece of machinery.
Anyways
Id choose
A gorilla crow bar
can of acetone or Turpintine (turpintine smells good when u burn it)
And a propane torch
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