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Old 11-21-2011, 06:28 PM
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Christmas 2011 -- Birth of a New Tradition

As the holidays approach, the giant Asian factories are kicking into high
gear to provide Americans with monstrous piles of cheaply produced goods --
merchandise that has been produced at the expense of American labor. This
year will be different. This year Americans will give the gift of genuine
concern for other Americans. There is no longer an excuse that, at gift
giving time, nothing can be found that is produced by American hands. Yes
there is!

It's time to think outside the box, people. Who says a gift needs to fit in
a shirt box, wrapped in Chinese produced wrapping paper?
Everyone -- yes EVERYONE gets their hair cut. How about gift certificates
from your local American hair salon or barber?

Gym membership? It's appropriate for all ages who are thinking about some
health improvement.

Who wouldn't appreciate getting their car detailed? Small, American owned
detail shops and car washes would love to sell you a gift certificate or a
book of gift certificates.

Are you one of those extravagant givers who think nothing of plonking down
the Benjamines on a Chinese made flat-screen? Perhaps that grateful gift
receiver would like his driveway sealed, or lawn mowed for the summer, or
driveway plowed all winter, or games at the local golf course.

There are a bazillion owner-run restaurants -- all offering gift
certificates. And, if your intended isn't the fancy eatery sort, what about
a half dozen breakfasts at the local breakfast joint. Remember, folks this
isn't about big National chains -- this is about supporting your home town
Americans with their financial lives on the line to keep their doors open.

How many people couldn't use an oil change for their car, truck or
motorcycle, done at a shop run by the American working guy?

Thinking about a heartfelt gift for mom? Mom would LOVE the services of a
local cleaning lady for a day.

My computer could use a tune-up, and I KNOW I can find some young guy who is
struggling to get his repair business up and running.

OK, you were looking for something more personal. Local crafts people spin
their own wool and knit them into scarves. They make jewelry, and pottery
and beautiful wooden boxes.

Plan your holiday outings at local, owner operated restaurants and leave
your server a nice tip. And, how about going out to see a play or ballet at
your hometown theatre.

Musicians need love too, so find a venue showcasing local bands.

Honestly, people, do you REALLY need to buy another ten thousand Chinese
lights for the house? When you buy a five dollar string of light, about
fifty cents stays in the community. If you have those kinds of bucks to
burn, leave the mailman, trash guy or babysitter a nice BIG tip.

You see, Christmas is no longer about draining American pockets so that
China can build another glittering city. Christmas is now about caring about
US, encouraging American small businesses to keep plugging away to follow
their dreams. And, when we care about other Americans, we care about our
communities, and the benefits come back to us in ways we couldn't imagine.
THIS is the new American Christmas tradition.
Forward this to everyone on your mailing list -- post it to discussion
groups -- throw up a post on Craigslist in the Rants and Raves section in
your city -- send it to the editor of your local paper and radio stations,
and TV news departments. This is a revolution of caring about each other,
and isn't that what Christmas is about?
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Old 11-21-2011, 11:12 PM
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Exclamation False.

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Everyone -- yes EVERYONE gets their hair cut. How about gift certificates from your local American hair salon or barber?
To have foreign made products used on your hair.

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Gym membership? It's appropriate for all ages who are thinking about some health improvement.
To use foreign built and designed equipment.

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Who wouldn't appreciate getting their car detailed? Small, American owned detail shops and car washes would love to sell you a gift certificate or a book of gift certificates.
To have foreign produced chemicals sprayed all over your car and possibly illegal immigrants doing the dirty work instead of the car owner.

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Are you one of those extravagant givers who think nothing of plonking down the Benjamines on a Chinese made flat-screen? Perhaps that grateful gift receiver would like his driveway sealed, or lawn mowed for the summer, or driveway plowed all winter, or games at the local golf course.
Sealant made in a factory next door to the flatscreens. Golf courses maintained by grounds keepers that don't pay taxes.

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There are a bazillion owner-run restaurants -- all offering gift certificates. And, if your intended isn't the fancy eatery sort, what about a half dozen breakfasts at the local breakfast joint. Remember, folks this isn't about big National chains -- this is about supporting your home town Americans with their financial lives on the line to keep their doors open.
Food produced hundreds of miles away and trucked in foreign built trucks running on foreign built oil.

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How many people couldn't use an oil change for their car, truck or motorcycle, done at a shop run by the American working guy?
Does America produce any motor oil brands or filters themselves?

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Thinking about a heartfelt gift for mom? Mom would LOVE the services of a local cleaning lady for a day.
Local cleaning lady from China.

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My computer could use a tune-up, and I KNOW I can find some young guy who is struggling to get his repair business up and running.
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OK, you were looking for something more personal. Local crafts people spin their own wool and knit them into scarves. They make jewelry, and pottery and beautiful wooden boxes.
Ugly crap 95% of the time.

I'm sorry Norm, while your heart is in the right place, it is impossible to "go American" for anything unless you make it yourself from raw sourced materials. Some good ideas there though, namely the ones about performing arts.
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Old 11-21-2011, 11:33 PM
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Local cleaning lady from China.
I would have said another illegal immigrant from Mexico. Or even if not illegal, especially here in San Diego; a resident of Mexico who does jobs in the US during the day and drives home to Tijuana at night.

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I would say "you have NO idea"... but I'm pretty sure you do

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Ugly crap 95% of the time.
People, Audrey's from Oregon. She knows about these homespun crafts. Most probably still have cannabis resin on them and possibly could give you an acid trip if you licked them
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Old 11-21-2011, 11:35 PM
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Besides, it's never about the gift, it's the fact that someone (hopefully) knows you well enough to know what you want. The fact that they sacrificed some of their paycheck because they knew that gift would make you happy.
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:55 AM
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Wink Know what people want? B**** please!

Hurray for Amazon and it's Universal Wishlist!
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Hurray for Amazon and it's Universal Wishlist!
Programmed by an Indian subcontractor
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Programmed by an Indian subcontractor
Indians and America. Ironic either way, given the context of the thread.
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Nice. Norm comes up with a pretty interesting idea and the first response?

Let's rip it to shreds.
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Nice. Norm comes up with a pretty interesting idea and the first response?

Let's rip it to shreds.
Actually three people had liked the post without any comment before I said anything. :b
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